subject13fringe:

Why yes I have bathed in the blood of a virgin

I got a nose bleed in the shower once

(Reblogged from leftovermarco)

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

Supernatural AU where john died instead of mary and thEY COULD HAVE HAD GOOD LIVES AND GROW UP L IKE NoRmAL C H IL Dren

(Reblogged from sobermotherfuckinggamzee)
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pineneedles-and-deerguts:

likonan:

Was feeling cocky tonight, so I spent 10 minutes singing a misheard version of that “Attack On Titan” theme song.

From the video:

Attack on Titan Intro: Guren no Yumiya (Misheard Lyrics)

Lyrics:

Tony Hawk says “From the bees and the evil!”

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Who are retard, i not know

Nah, my egg moat, she lied to me

Tediore, she taught, oh lemur

Caught the woman, she want peru

He know all cats don’t go whoa, man

Not emo, koala nali

He, the mocha, ‘ey, unova

Got the car who got goo, gold battle

She got any curry? Go eBay,

Shoots the moon, she won’t, ore on me, come tomorrow

Ganja emo omelette, Kony, a bun gay

She said “Go order tree!”

Tony want that guy, cooks in the Koopa

Hot taquito, cold bazooka!

Told to kill your soul, Qa-atar

End of the world comin’ here, YEAAAAH

Color, I see your show with the hoagie

"Son of the oh yeah, key and panda!"

Doesn’t look ready, he or the cartoon

Made in Ouyaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ha, ha-has no games ah!

Ha ha ha ha, a bitter pecan (x2)

Ha ha ha ha

WHERE DO PEOPLE LIVE?!

OH MY GOD

(Reblogged from thisismouseface)
nowyoukno:

peterchayward:

nowyoukno:

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This is hilariously stupid. Why on earth is “nowyoukno” reblogging such inane crap?

First off, I’m not “reblogging any inane crap”. I posted this fact. I created this image in Photoshop CC and uploaded it, not reblogged it. So now you know that. Additionally, what is “stupid” about the window socket? “It offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.” I just don’t see what is so “stupid” about ingenuity.


I just don’t see it. Stupid? No. This is anything but.

nowyoukno:

peterchayward:

nowyoukno:

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This is hilariously stupid. Why on earth is “nowyoukno” reblogging such inane crap?

First off, I’m not “reblogging any inane crap”. I posted this fact. I created this image in Photoshop CC and uploaded it, not reblogged it. So now you know that. Additionally, what is “stupid” about the window socket? “It offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.” I just don’t see what is so “stupid” about ingenuity.

I just don’t see it. Stupid? No. This is anything but.

(Reblogged from nowyoukno)

schnaeffchen:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

hopeinrecovery:

OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME

OK this whole gif thing is starting to get out of control.

(Source: seoulsister)

(Reblogged from itsstuckyinmyhead)

mirax3163:

benedictseyebrows:

gosh-i-love-a-r-r-0-w-s:

rouxx:

i cant get over this gif of sam super-kicking the winter soldier in the head

image

HE JUST FUCKING GLIDED DOWN AND KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD.

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER

I need an all-Falcon, all the time movie.

eat asphalt, flightless peasant

(Reblogged from mirax3163)
ultrafacts:

empressmothra:

ultrafacts:

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This actually sounds like fun

ultrafacts:

empressmothra:

ultrafacts:

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This actually sounds like fun

(Reblogged from ultrafacts)

datdumbartist:

I have never related so much to comic before

(Source: diaemyung)

(Reblogged from leftovermarco)

rivaillevi-heichou:

pignite:

rivaille-is-spoopy:

jqg:

reiner being motivational

what a great guy

reiner for president

he will break down the walls that separate our society

was that last part really necessary

(Source: jqg)

(Reblogged from leftovermarco)

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix)

(Reblogged from leftovermarco)